• Lately, science has had to constantly re-write its origin of humans storyline.  Every time new scientific facts are found, a revised God workaround is proclaimed from on high. The state of play is one of constant major “rewritings” and refutations of allegedly indisputable textbook wisdom.  Don’t question our new scientific conclusions because we have science on our side; your voodoo religious thoughts must be eradicated from the face of the earth.
  • After 150 years of continuous discoveries, essential information about human origins remains elusive.  Even worse, relatively complete fossil apes undisputedly assigned to early gorilla and chimpanzee lineages remain to be found.  Most human origins stories are not compatible with known fossils. There is no scientific consensus on the evolutionary role played by the fossilized apes that have been discovered. The expectations for ancient representatives of the modern ape and human lineages continuity are never met. The features don’t match up with the lineage expectations, ever.
  •  The mosaic nature of hominoid morphological evolution makes the functional reconstruction of fossil apes especially challenging, e. g.:  Walking kinda upright on the group, losing your tree climbing skill set,  but still dragging your knuckles on the ground, or not, etc., etc.
  • The panoply of alternative interpretations reveals that the truth is that they have no clue about the evolutionary path to human locomotion, which is the most distinctive feature of the human lineage apart from a trend towards ever-larger braincases.  Scientists have always made up their narratives.  Speculations and conjectures abound within all updates of the Darwinian descriptions.  Don’t question us; we can’t possibly be wrong.  Go light a candle and say a prayer; you don’t even rise to the level of a useful idiot.
  • There is no scientific consensus on the evolutionary role played by the fossil apes that have been discovered.
  • Theories of human evolution often resemble anthropogenic narratives.
  • Overall, researchers have found that most stories of human origins are not compatible with the fossils that we have today.  The story of a new fossil find is permanently inserted into the original Darwinian narrative, and everybody yells: “Horray for our side, there is no God.” “We win again!”.
  • Science knows that life on earth arose from some pods of random globs that then made some molecules.  These molecules then started doing some crude kind of metabolism. That was stage one. They then grow and occasionally split in two. The fastest ones win and begin to evolve.
  • Then, life goes on. What about this do you not understand?  If it weren’t the process, I’d tell you so.  Science is the way, and the truth, and the light.
  • You ignorant Nethanderal.
  • SCIENCE NEEDS TO DROP THEIR DARWINIAN RELIGION AND START TO FOLLOW THE SCIENCE.