- LIFE IN THE FAST LANE DOESN’T LAST VERY LONG.
- FEAR AND SHAME ARE CLOSING IN ON HER WITH EVERY MOVE SHE MAKES.
- WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WRITER OF ROCKING AROUND WITH OLLIE B., BUT WE DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO OLLIE B.
- SPLIT-TOOTH PROCLAIMED, TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR, IT SURE GOT DRUNK OUT LAST NIGHT.
- SHE WAS ALWAYS WALKING TOWARD A LIGHT THAT WASN’T THERE.

- HER MORAL COMPASS GOT LOST A LONG TIME AGO.
- SHE ALWAYS HAD A HUGE AMOUNT OF STUPIDITY.
- HE COULD ALWAYS REPLACE THOUGHT WITH UNMITIGATED BLUSTER.
- His emptiness is endless, marked by vapid and vacuous behavior time after time.
- AIN’T IT FUNNY HOW YOUR NEW LIFE HASN’T CHANGED THINGS, YOU’RE THE SAME OLD GIRL THAT YOU USED TO BE. (THE EAGLES SAID).
- PRETTY GIRLS KNOW EARLY THAT A SMILE WILL OPEN ANY DOOR.
- GO BOLDLY INTO THE DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT; NEVER CHOOSE TO FADE AWAY.
- SHORT, FAT FANNIE WAS RIDING HER TWO-HUMPED CAMEL NAMED LUCILLE ACROSS THE DESERT FLOOR. A SANDSTORM HIT, AND SHORT, FAT FANNIE WAS NO MORE, AND LUCIEL WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.
- She still lives inside the heads of various men.
- Do you know what I mean?
- Power and greed have consumed you.
- You cannot do without them.
- We all know what you need.
- HER SITUATION WAS CONSTANTLY CHANGING.
- SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN ADDICTED TO DESPERATE AND DANGEROUS BEHAVIOR